I ran a poll to see what modern slang phrases annoyed people the most – and made them into a poem!

Why doing the laundry doesn’t HAVE to be dull…
In my shed is a Wurlitzer organ(It’s a MUCH grander sound than a Moog!)And I rock the allotments…
Today is Father’s Day here in the UK, and I’ve been thinking about my Dad. He’s been gone…
Watching nervous contestants attempting to make perfectly spherical chocolate desserts on “Bake Off – The Professionals” this evening,…
After a long Jubilee weekend of celebrations and feasting with the family, it’s time to start tidying up…
Well, Hallowe’en is finally with us, so here’s another spooky bird-related poem (albeit rather more light-hearted than the…
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