I ran a poll to see what modern slang phrases annoyed people the most – and made them into a poem!

 I have a little Rowan Tree in my garden, and have been enjoying watching the clusters of berries…
Today is the first day of Spring – and very welcome it is, too! I have been thinking…
A few lines for anyone who has lost someone close…
Today is Father’s Day here in the UK, and I’ve been thinking about my Dad. He’s been gone…
 I’ve been away, she said, I’ve been away,Away down the river and out to the seawhere there are…
 Ah, Bank Holiday Monday…the sun is out – and so are the Weekend Warriors.  Here’s “Bikers”.Â
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