I ran a poll to see what modern slang phrases annoyed people the most – and made them into a poem!

This morning, a positive cloud of little baby Blue Tits are swarming around my feeder – but who…
Happy Lunar New Year! Whilst people in China will be celebrating the Year of the Rabbit today, in Vietnam it is now the Year of The Cat.
I’m writing this last sad epistleTo the lonely sound of a Swanee Whistle…As a boat, propelled by musical…
Way back when I was still at school, one of my very favourite poems was “Cargoes” by John…
Early on Saturday morning, I swear I heard a Cuckoo! I know it is very early, but the…
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