I ran a poll to see what modern slang phrases annoyed people the most – and made them into a poem!

Today is International Language Day – so why not share the love?
This morning, a positive cloud of little baby Blue Tits are swarming around my feeder – but who…
I’m writing this last sad epistleTo the lonely sound of a Swanee Whistle…As a boat, propelled by musical…
Relationships can be tricky, often wobbling wildly between “Ho, hum” and “Hurrah”. I think one of the best…
Oh no – it’s SPIDER TIME again… Just how do they get in my house – and why?
Happy Lunar New Year! Whilst people in China will be celebrating the Year of the Rabbit today, in Vietnam it is now the Year of The Cat.
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