I ran a poll to see what modern slang phrases annoyed people the most – and made them into a poem!

Oh no – it’s SPIDER TIME again… Just how do they get in my house – and why?
A few lines for anyone who has lost someone close…
Fill my In Tray, Baby,Fill my In Tray all night long:Fill it till it overflows,Fill it good and…
Last year, I shared a poem with you called “The Starling Army” – all about our garrulous friends…
Well, Hallowe’en is finally with us, so here’s another spooky bird-related poem (albeit rather more light-hearted than the…
A little consolation verse for all the “Strictly” fans mourning the departure of the wonderful Bruno Tonioli…
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