
I rang up a telephone psychic
To ask if my lover was true –
And after a bit of a pause and a sigh,
She confessed she was dating him too…
For the last few days, I’ve had excruciating toothache. So I got an emergency appointment with my dentist,…
Relationships can be tricky, often wobbling wildly between “Ho, hum” and “Hurrah”. I think one of the best…
 It’s been a while since I shared one of my “Words About Birds” poems, but since Hallowe’en is…
I have a confectionery projectAnd I’m going to start it tonight – As quiet as a mouse, I’ll be building…
I ran a poll to see what modern slang phrases annoyed people the most – and made them…
Let them eat cake…
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