I ran a poll to see what modern slang phrases annoyed people the most – and made them into a poem!

Today is International Language Day – so why not share the love?
Oh no – it’s SPIDER TIME again… Just how do they get in my house – and why?
Early on Saturday morning, I swear I heard a Cuckoo! I know it is very early, but the…
This morning, a positive cloud of little baby Blue Tits are swarming around my feeder – but who…
After a long Jubilee weekend of celebrations and feasting with the family, it’s time to start tidying up…
Relationships can be tricky, often wobbling wildly between “Ho, hum” and “Hurrah”. I think one of the best…
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